What am I afraid of. I could go deep, I could go shallow. But really this is day 4 of my blog, so you friends & creepers alike can't have all of my deep dark secrets.
Let's dip our toes into the shallow end.
First & foremost I am afraid of chickens, turkeys, emu, peacocks, ostrich and any other large semi-flightless birds. Something about them getting a good running half fly at me, while at the same time clawing my eyes out & pulling out my hair with their beaks. Some birds can go F themselves.
Other things that scare me:
Men who drive Minivans. Sorry dude, you are a grown adult, you have a litter of kids and you need a minivan to get to & from soccer. I'm sorry you think it stripped you of your man card, but cutting me off in traffic won't get you there any faster.
18-21 year olds who clearly know everything there is to know about everything there is to know (I totally did at that age, just ask my parents).
Dogs who are not on a leash. Leash your dog!! I don't care if your dog is the nicest standard poodle this side of NY, keep it the F away from my mutt.
Spiders.
Ohio State Fans. Really, Ohio in general.
Something swimming right under me in an open body of water: shark/fish/sturgeon/snake/jellyfish/Nemo
There is a little look into what freaks me out. Hope you enjoyed that.
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